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Joke Of The Day: Big Feet
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Jul 192014
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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had on the biggest boots she’d ever seen! The woman asked the cowboy, “Is it true what they say about men with big feet?”
The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady! Why don’t ya come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.” The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.” |
Joke Of The Day: Stupid Wives
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Jul 082014
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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman are in a bar discussing how stupid their wives are.
The English man says: You know my wife must be the most stupid woman on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week, she bought $300 worth of meat, and we don’t even have a freezer. The Scotsman says: That’s nothing, my wife went out last week and bought a brand new car for $8000, and she can’t even drive. The Irishman says: You think that’s stupid, I went home last week and my wife told me that she’d booked herself a two-week holiday in Tenerife. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400 condoms with her, and she doesn’t even have a penis. |