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Joke Of The Day: Getting Fat

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May 022026

A woman asks her husband, “Is it just me or is the cat getting fat?”

And her husband says, “No, it’s just you.”

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Apr 302026

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.

I don’t like to interrupt her.

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Mar 212026

I accidentally locked my wife and my dog in the backyard shed for the day.

When I realized and unlocked the door, man, was my dog happy to see me!

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Feb 222026

My wife: You need to do more work around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: OK, more work around the house needs to be done by you.

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Feb 162026

A man tells his doctor: “Ever since you prescribed me those sleeping pills, I’ve finally been able to relax!”

The doctor responds: “Glad to hear. And you’re only taking 1 per night, right?”

Man: “Oh, I’m not taking them. I’ve been giving them to my wife.”