Jun 142026
 
Joke Of The Day: An Incredibly Ugly Baby A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son but was horrified to find an incredibly ugly baby.

He went to his wife and said, “I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.”

When his wife blushed, he became suspicious and demanded, “Have you been cheating on me?”

His wife confessed, “Not this time.”

 

 

 

 

Jun 112026
 
Joke Of The Day: The Guardian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die.” The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.

“Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where were you when I married my first wife!?”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Getting Fat

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May 022026
 
Joke Of The Day: Getting Fat A woman asks her husband, “Is it just me or is the cat getting fat?”

And her husband says, “No, it’s just you.”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: My Wife and My Dog

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Mar 212026
 
Joke Of The Day: My Wife and My Dog I accidentally locked my wife and my dog in the backyard shed for the day.

When I realized and unlocked the door, man, was my dog happy to see me!