Joke Of The Day: My Wife and My Dog

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Mar 212026
 
Joke Of The Day: My Wife and My Dog I accidentally locked my wife and my dog in the backyard shed for the day.

When I realized and unlocked the door, man, was my dog happy to see me!

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Housework

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Feb 222026
 
Joke Of The Day: Housework My wife: You need to do more work around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: OK, more work around the house needs to be done by you.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Sleeping Pills

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Feb 162026
 
Joke Of The Day: Sleeping Pills A man tells his doctor: “Ever since you prescribed me those sleeping pills, I’ve finally been able to relax!”

The doctor responds: “Glad to hear. And you’re only taking 1 per night, right?”

Man: “Oh, I’m not taking them. I’ve been giving them to my wife.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Married Women

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Feb 082026
 
Joke Of The Day: Married Women Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Through the Bad Times

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Feb 072026
 
Joke Of The Day: Through the Bad Times A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”

“What, dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

“I think you’re bad luck.”