Joke Of The Day: Dropped Flowers Jokes No Responses » Jul 082026 I got my gf a bundle of flowers but accidentally dropped them all over the ground. It’s okay though because they were whoopsie daisies.
Joke Of The Day: The Polygamist Jokes No Responses » Jul 082026 Why did the polygamist cross the road? To get to the other bride.
Joke Of The Day: Christmas Murder Jokes No Responses » Jul 072026 What do you call a guy who murders his brother on Christmas? Candy Cain.
Joke Of The Day: Microsoft Jokes No Responses » Jul 062026 The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
Joke Of The Day: Pointing the Ruler Jokes No Responses » Jul 052026 My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!” I got detention after asking which end.