Common Sense Evaluation

The patient says, “Yes, doc. I’m ready.”

And the dentist says, “I’m sleeping with your wife.”

A rancher quickly answered, “Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?”

The visitor replied, “Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood.”

“Well,” the rancher puffed up, “We got about two and a half inches of that.”

“Old fiddles aren’t worth much, I’m afraid,” he explained.

“What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?” I asked.

“If you’re buying it from me, it’s a violin. If I’m buying it from you, it’s a fiddle.”