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I bought a pen that can write underwater.
It can also write other words and phrases.
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May 102026
May 092026
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A visitor once asked, “Does it ever rain in Arizona?”
A rancher quickly answered, “Yes, it does. Do you remember in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?” The visitor replied, “Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood.” “Well,” the rancher puffed up, “We got about two and a half inches of that.”
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May 082026
May 072026
May 062026
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A nun walks into a liquor store.
She goes up to the counter and orders a bottle of whiskey from the owner. He is shocked, and says “Sister, I can’t sell you alcohol.” She says, “It’s okay, it’s for Mother Superior, she has a bad case of constipation”. The owner is still skeptical, but he goes ahead and sells her a bottle. At the end of the night, the owner is taking out the trash out back and he stumbles over the past-out nun in the alley. He gets her up and shouts “Sister, I thought you said that whiskey was for Mother Superior’s constipation!”. She drunkenly replies “Yeah, she’s going to 💩 when she finds out how drunk I am!”
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