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After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.
“Mrs. Frobisher, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.” “Fair to both?!” exclaimed Mrs. Frobisher. “I could have done that myself! What’s the point of hiring a lawyer then?”
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. “That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.” “Shut up,” barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”
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