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My wife and I were driving, enjoying the beautiful spring day. She looked up to the clouds and exclaimed, “That cloud looks like a whale’s tail!”
I took a quick look and replied, “Nah, It’s just a fluke…”
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Jun 132026
Jun 122026
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God is speaking to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
He says to Adam, “Since you were born first, you get the option. You can either pee standing up, or—” Adam immediately interrupts and says, “Oh holy crap, I want to pee standing up. That sounds awesome.” God says, “But… you haven’t heard the other option?” “I don’t care. I want to pee standing up. So convenient and awesome.” God sighs…. “Ok… Well, Eve, I guess you get multiple orgasms.”
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Jun 112026
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die.” The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?” “I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered. “Oh yeah?” the man asked. “And where were you when I married my first wife!?”
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Jun 102026
Jun 092026