In this country, the law is a spiderweb. It catches the small flies but lets the big hornets tear right through. Corrupt politicians don’t break the law; they just rewrite the definitions until their crimes are called ‘procedure.’
May 172026
May 172026
| I’m not really more than holes tied to more holes; I’m strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole.
What am I? |
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May 172026
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– We have a 5-year-old daughter who loves to talk. If I answer the phone and discover a telemarketer on the other end, I just quietly hand the phone to our daughter … and let the fun begin!
– When they ask for the man of the house, I ask them to hold; then I put my 2-year-old son on the phone. – Interrupt the telemarketer’s sales pitch and ask them if they would like to buy something from you (could be anything that you’re selling). That will usually get them to end the call. – Ask the telemarketer to marry you. Seriously, this will probably shock them, and they won’t know what to say. – Say: “Hello.” (Wait on them to start talking.) “I’m sorry we can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave a message. Beep.” – “You know, I was just thinking about (doing/buying) just that very same thing. So, I said to myself, ‘Self, why don’t you just (do, buy) it and get over it.’ To my amazement, self replied with a loud, ‘GO FOR IT!'”
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May 162026
May 162026
| If you’re 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door? |
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