| I come at the end of time and at the start of eternity. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years.
What am I? |
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Jul 022026
Jul 022026
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A businesswoman ordered a beautiful, expensive floral arrangement for the opening of her new outlet, and she was furious when it arrived with a ribbon that read, “May You Rest In Peace.”
Apologizing for the mishap, the florist finally got the businesswoman to calm down with the reminder that in some funeral home stood an arrangement bearing the words “Good Luck in Your New Location.”
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Jul 012026
| What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000? |
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Jul 012026
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The other day it was my turn to prepare dinner, so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables. She came back rather upset.
When I asked her what was wrong, she said, “I don’t think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for your organic vegetables, and I couldn’t find any. I asked him where the organic vegetables were. He didn’t know what I was talking about.” “So I said, ‘These vegetables are for my husband. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?’ He said, ‘No, ma’am. You’ll have to do that yourself.'”
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Jun 302026