Never start a fight first, but if they force you, destroy them!
May 062026
May 062026
May 062026
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A nun walks into a liquor store.
She goes up to the counter and orders a bottle of whiskey from the owner. He is shocked, and says “Sister, I can’t sell you alcohol.” She says, “It’s okay, it’s for Mother Superior, she has a bad case of constipation”. The owner is still skeptical, but he goes ahead and sells her a bottle. At the end of the night, the owner is taking out the trash out back and he stumbles over the past-out nun in the alley. He gets her up and shouts “Sister, I thought you said that whiskey was for Mother Superior’s constipation!”. She drunkenly replies “Yeah, she’s going to 💩 when she finds out how drunk I am!”
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May 052026
There is nothing wrong with you
It’s perfectly fine if your life doesn’t look like everyone else’s. We’re taught that life should follow a certain path—school, career, success, family, stability. But the truth is, life rarely unfolds the way we expect.
Some people find their direction early, stepping into opportunities, building businesses, growing families, moving forward with certainty. Others take longer, wandering through detours, questioning their choices, changing course when things don’t feel right. And then there are those who still don’t know where they belong, trying to make sense of the endless possibilities, feeling like time is slipping away while everyone else seems so sure.
But life is not a race, and your journey is not less valuable just because it looks different. Sometimes, life will take you off course, push you backward, make you start over—once, twice, maybe many times. You will lose yourself. And then, piece by piece, you will find yourself again.
It’s frustrating. It’s exhausting. But it’s also the quiet beauty of being human. There’s nothing wrong with going through experiences that perfectly define being alive.
May 052026