90% of men receive their first flowers at their funeral.
May 302026
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May 302026
| When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day.
What are they? |
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May 302026
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Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.
As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, “Don’t despair, Sister Barbara,” on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man’s attention, and tossed it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street. The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. “What’s this?” she asked. “That’s the $8,000 you have coming, Sister,” he replied. “Don’t Despair paid 80 to 1.”
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May 292026
May 292026
| What word can be written forward, backward, or upside down and can still be read from left to right? |
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