gags, Author at Common Sense Evaluation

Wars

These wars are not meant to be won, they are meant to be continuous.

Fred always moans that if only people told the truth, he would sell more of his goods.

What does he make?

Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to McDonald’s they ask her what she doesn’t want!

What does this rebus represent?

J. Big travels 1 mile.
C. Medium travels 5 miles.
A. Little travels 1,000 miles.

A doctor examined a woman and then took her husband aside. “I don’t want to alarm you,” he said, “but I don’t like the way your wife looks at all.”

“Me neither, Doc.” said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and real good with the kids.”