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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman are in a bar discussing how stupid their wives are.
The English man says: You know my wife must be the most stupid woman on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week, she bought $300 worth of meat, and we don’t even have a freezer. The Scotsman says: That’s nothing, my wife went out last week and bought a brand new car for $8000, and she can’t even drive. The Irishman says: You think that’s stupid, I went home last week and my wife told me that she’d booked herself a two-week holiday in Tenerife. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400 condoms with her, and she doesn’t even have a penis. |
