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An old couple, who have been married for a long, long time, are living way out in the country. One day, the wife says to the husband, “There’s something wrong with the outhouse. You need to go out and fix it.”
The husband responds, “What are you talking about, woman? There’s nothing in an outhouse except walls, a roof, a door, and a seat with a hole in it. What could possibly need to be fixed… there’s nothing that can break!” The wife responds, “Just go out there, and you’ll see what needs to be fixed.” The man goes out to the outhouse, and goes inside. He can’t see anything that’s broken. He shouts to his wife, “Woman, what are you talking about? There’s nothing broken in here!” She responds, “Just stick your head in the hole and you’ll see what the problem is.” The man shouts, “I’m not going to stick my head in there!” “Just stick your head in there!” she shouts back. The man sticks his head down the hole, and immediately screams, “Ouch! My beard got stuck in a crack in the wood!” The wife answers, “Hurts, doesn’t it?” |
