Joke Of The Day: A Solder’s Question

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Mar 242013
 

Rubber ChickenA young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.

Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, “If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?”

“Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area.”

 

 

Wake Up, America

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Feb 022013
 

F16

Don’t believe it? Check here.

This speak volumes about Barack Hussein Obama’s feelings towards Israel. He is assisting his Muslim brethren. If it walks like a duck …

 

Joke Of The Day: What is 1 + 2

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Feb 022013
 

Rubber ChickenQuestion: What is 1 + 2 ?

Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you’ll find that it’s reasonably in line with government predictions.

Physicist: I won’t tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.

Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.

 

 

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