Mar 302026
 
Joke Of The Day: Contingency An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency.

When the client asked what “contingency” meant, the lawyer replied, “If I don’t win your lawsuit, I don’t get anything. If I do win your lawsuit, you don’t get anything.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Emotional Support Alligator

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Sep 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: Emotional Support Alligator A guy walks into a restaurant with his emotional support alligator.

The hostess is shocked, but before she can say anything, he asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”

She stammers a bit and says, “Yes, we serve lawyers”

So the guy says, “I’ll have the ravioli, and the alligator will have a lawyer”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Ethical Questions

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Sep 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Ethical Questions After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.

The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill.

After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client’s $100 bills had stuck together.

Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers

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Sep 272024
 
JJoke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers ”Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here, and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Lawyer’s Dilemma

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Aug 272024
 
Joke Of The Day: A Lawyer's Dilemma After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.

The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill.

After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client’s $100 bills had stuck together.

Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”