Where The White Man Went Wrong

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Jul 112011
 

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?’

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. ‘When white man find this land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.’

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.

‘Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.’

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 292011
 

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.”

“Yeah,” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone reads: ‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.'”

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 192011
 

Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

One day Sam calls Abe and says, “I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars…”

Abe replies, “How can that be? If you know anything about biology you….”

Sam interrupts, “I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars… YES OR NO?”

Abe says, “OK, OK. I’ll take that bet. How long is yours soft?”

Sam answers, “Eleven years!”

Joke Of The Day

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Jun 182011
 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”