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BREAKING: Pocahontas Issues Scathing Rebuke To Trump’s “Indian” Remarks

BREAKING: Pocahontas Issues Scathing Rebuke To Trump's "Indian" Remarks

From FOX News:

Speaking at the Four Seasons Arena in Great Falls, Trump said “it’s time to retire” Tester, a red-state Democrat. He added that Democrats “actually got their ass kicked” in 2016, drawing racuous applause as he proceeded to unload on such varied targets as The New York Times, Rep. Maxine Waters and Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

“Pocahontas, to you I apologize,” Trump said. “To the fake Pocahontas, I won’t apologize.”

He then joked that he would pull out a heritage kit during a hypothetical presidential debate with Warren and slowly toss it at her, “hoping it doesn’t hit her and injure her arm, even though it only weighs probably two ounces.” Trump said he would offer to donate $1 million to Warren’s preferred charity if she took the ancestry test.

Warren has long been accused of falsely claiming she is of Native American heritage to help in securing jobs, including one as a Harvard law professor.

https://twitter.com/BClarahan/status/1015009962823598080

Fake Indian Elizabeth Warren Responds to President Trump



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Joke Of The Day: Charlie Two Shirts

Rubber Chicken An old Indian, Charlie Two Shirts, came rowing onto the dock on a lake. He tied his boat up and unloaded his fishing box that was full of fish.

The Game warden was standing there and said: “Charlie there aren’t that many fish in this lake. How did you get those?”

Charlie said: “Oh it is an old Indian method. Come with me and I show you!”

The Game Warden got in the boat and Charlie rowed out to a spot. He opened his tackle box and got out a weighted stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and tossed it overboard. Moments later there was a muffled explosion from below and several fish came floating up.

The Game Warden said: “Charlie it’s illegal to use dynamite for fishing. I can arrest your for that!”

Charlie reached into his tackle box again and pulled out another stick of dynamite. He lit the fuse and handed it to the Game Warden and said: “Are you gonna fish… or talk?”

 

 

 

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