Cartoon Of The Day: His Last Words
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Aug 082012
A husband and wife were involved in an argument both of them unwilling to admit that they might be wrong.
“I’ll admit I was wrong”, the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt at straightening things out, “If you’ll admit that I’m right!”
He agreed and like gentlemen do, he let her go first.
“I’m wrong”, she said.
With a twinkle in his eyes he said, “You’re right!”
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Aug 052012
Three men were sitting in a bar lying about how under their thumb they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so under my thumb that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied,”Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight like a man!'”
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Aug 032012
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, “Well, then, let it read ‘Fred Brown died’.”
Confounded at the woman’s thrift, the editor stammers that there is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers and replies, “In that case, ‘Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up for sale’.”
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Jul 182012
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.”
“Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married.”