Common Sense Evaluation

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.”

“She did,” he replied. “But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?”

A husband and wife were involved in an argument both of them unwilling to admit that they might be wrong.

“I’ll admit I was wrong”, the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt at straightening things out, “If you’ll admit that I’m right!”

He agreed and like gentlemen do, he let her go first.

“I’m wrong”, she said.

With a twinkle in his eyes he said, “You’re right!”