Joke Of The Day: Her Mind’s Completely Gone

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Aug 252012
 

A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

“I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he said.

“Makes sense,” mumbled the man. “She’s been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years.”

Joke Of The Day: Diamond Ring

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Aug 132012
 

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.”

“She did,” he replied. “But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?”

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