Joke Of The Day: Last Requests

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Sep 212012
 

Rubber ChickenFather O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.

“What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Farther O’Grady.

“Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary.

“Well what is it, Mary?”

“Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.”

“Oh, Mary” said the father, “that’s terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?”

“Well, yes he did father,” replied Mary.

“What did he ask, Mary?”

Mary replied, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down the gun…'”

 

 

Glock Pistol Disguised As Cordless Drill

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Sep 192012
 

No ,the drill doesn’t work, but if you point it where you want a hole, it can make it happen!

Glock Pistol Cordless Drill

Mark Bilicki teamed up with his local gunsmith James Oberkirsch to create this fully functional Glock Model 21 .45 disguised as a DeWalt cordless drill. The drill doesn’t actually work, but something tells me that won’t be a problem.

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Joke Of The Day: The Atheist Boyfriend

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Sep 092012
 

Rubber ChickenA young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn’t believe in Heaven or Hell.

“Marry him anyway, dear.” the Mother said. “Between the two of us, we’ll show him just how *wrong* he is.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Infrequently

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Sep 042012
 

Rubber ChickenAn elderly couple, living apart, had been dating for several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy, “We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate food and cooking separate meals. We should just move in together.

Betsy: Whose house would we live in?

Elmer: Mine, it is already paid for.

Betsy: Whose car would we keep and pay insurance on?

Elmer: Yours, it is newer and runs better than mine.

Betsy: Who would do the cooking?

Elmer: You cook and I’ll do the dishes.

Betsy: What about sex?

Elmer: Infrequently.

Betsy: Is that one word or two?