1921: The World’s Greatest Kisser

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Jan 312013
 

Ah, the good old days!

1921 : The World's Greatest Kisser

Though Monsieur Brulé wasn’t much to look at, his aggressive technique allowed him to get a leg up on the competition.

André Brulé, stage exquisite, has been acclaimed the champion kisser of the world. By vanquishing 80 aspirants, including Americans, Russians, Italians, Spanish and French, he won the award from a committee of beauties of the younger set at Biarritz. In the course of the contest he is said to have turned an unprecedented number of feminine heads.Berenger, whose esthetic and manly beauty played havoc at Deauville, was second.

According to the jury, Brulé’s perfect kiss was according to the following procedure. He took careful aim, and then with his right arm waistward and his left foot used as a pivot, swung suddenly, implanting the kiss exactly in the middle of the mouth. The advantage of this method, which, it is declared, requires long practice, is that the girl has no time to escape.

Berenger’s style consists in seizing the chin softly but firmly in the left hand, while the right hand behind the neck insinuates the head forward.

The jury styled the American kisses as “flaccid,” the Russian “eruptive,” the Italian “burning,” the English “tepid,” the Spanish “vampirish” and the French “chaste.”

The osculatory contest was held in the dance hall casino. It was watched by the queen of Spain and an imposing array of Spanish and British royalty. Brule’s reward was a diamond scarfpin subscribed by the beauties.

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Joke Of The Day: Last Minute Will Changes

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Jan 212013
 

Rubber ChickenLying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will.

“I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.”

“And that is?”

“In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of my death.”

The lawyer seemed puzzled. “Why make such an unusual request?”

Mr. Sams answered, “Because I want someone to be sorry I died.”
 

 

Random Riddle: 1-19-2013

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Jan 192013
 

A comb

Hold your mouse over for the answer.

Metal or bone I may be, many teeth I have and always bared, yet my bite harms no one and ladies delight in my touch.

What am I?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Escargot

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Jan 182013
 

Rubber ChickenA couple was having a party at their house. An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent her husband out to get it.

He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time. So he stopped at the bar on the way. An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started. He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home.

He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment his wife came out. He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, “Come on guys, we’re almost there.”