Nov 142012
 

Joke Of The Day: Soldiers In Your CupMary was surprised by her 8 year old grandson one morning when he got coffee for her while she was still in bed.

She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, “Sweetheart, what are the army men doing in my coffee?”

Her grandson said, “Grandma, it says on TV – ‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'”

(It’s a play in an old coffee commercial where the slogan was, “The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup.”)



Joke Of The Day: Statues At The Museum

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Sep 062012
 

Rubber ChickenA male statue on a museum pedestal watched with great interest as a female statue was placed beside him.

“Hello, I’m made of exotic brown marble,” he introduced himself. “What is your background?”

“Oh, my background is impeccable,” she answered. “I’m made of the finest ivory to be found anywhere on earth.”

“You sure are beautiful! I know this is sudden, but I already care for you. Will you marry me?”

“How do I know you will always give me the respect that fine ivory deserves?”

“Oh, my dear, I love you so much already — I could never take you for granite!”