Joke Of The Day: Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear

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Dec 102012
 

Joke Of The Day: Gladly The Cross-Eyed BearA little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about.

He told his mother “Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can’t stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him.

The mother couldn’t understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her.

To the woman’s amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, “I know what Jeffrey’s’ talking about! We learned the hymn ‘Gladly The Cross I’d Bear'”.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Three Pregnant Squaws

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Nov 292012
 

Rubber ChickenThree pregnant squaws go to the medicine man when their time comes to give birth.

He brings out an antelope skin and asks the first one to lie down on it.

Then he brings out a buffalo hide and asks the second one to lie on it.

The third one is the chief’s wife, so he brings out an expensive imported hippopotamus skin and has her lie down on it.

The first one has a beautiful baby boy.

The second also has a beautiful baby boy.

The chief’s wife has twin baby boys.

Which goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus equals the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

 

 

The Best Joke Ever!

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Nov 282012
 

Dominic from So You Think You Can Dance stars in this video. As far as the best joke ever goes… you be the judge.

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Two unfunny people figure out the best joke ever!