The Dalai Lama goes to a vendor selling hamburgers and says, “I want one with everything.”
The vendor gives him one and says, “Four bucks.”
The Dalai Lama hands him a $5 bill, and waits for the vendor to give him the change but the vendor seems to be ignoring him.
The Dalai Lama finally asks, “Where’s my change?”
The burger vendor replies, “Change only comes from within.”
A farmer out plowing stopped for lunch under a big oak tree. As he pulled out a big baloney sandwich, his wife called him, so he set it down and went to see what she wanted.
A flock of crows dropped out of the tree and started eating the farmer’s sandwich. The biggest crow grabbed the baloney out of the sandwich, flew to the plow handle, and ate the whole thing.
When the farmer came back, all the crows flew away except the one on the plow because he was too heavy to fly. Out of desperation, he leaped off the plow handle and fell to his death.
Moral: Don’t fly off the handle when you’re full of baloney!
All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy.
The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
