Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust: “Do I have to buy you dinner first?”
Marriage: 4 McDonald’s Happy Meals . . . to go
Love: Giving your love some candy
Lust: Thinking you are the candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids’ candy off of the carpet
Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: What’s sex?
Love: A night out at the symphony
Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn
Marriage: A night out at Disney World
Love: French perfume
Lust: Brut aftershave
Marriage: “The baby needs changing. . .”
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Lust: “I can think of a way to stay warm . . .”
Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
Love: Talking and cuddling
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .
Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover’s Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
Love: Your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust: Your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage: Your belt won’t meet around your waist, and you don’t care
Love: You’re interested in everything your partner does
Lust: You’re only interested in one thing
Marriage: You’re not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you’re interested in is Stock Market
