Study: Staring at Breasts Promotes A Healthy Heart

 Amusing  Comments Off on Study: Staring at Breasts Promotes A Healthy Heart
Mar 112011
 

Video Description:

Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman’s breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

Previously:
Evaluation: Staring at Women’s Breasts Increases Life Expectancy

Joke Of The Day

 Jokes  Comments Off on Joke Of The Day
Mar 112011
 

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”

The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”

The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

The New 2011 – 2012 Tax Code

 Amusing  Comments Off on The New 2011 – 2012 Tax Code
Feb 272011
 

The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2011, the penis will now be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10 – 12″ Luxury Tax $300.00
8 – 10″ Pole Tax $250.00
5 – 8″ Privilege Tax $150.00
3 – 5″ Nuisance Tax $30.00

Males exceeding 12″ must file capital gains.

Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

 Older Entries  Newer Entries