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The Drunk Scotsman
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Mar 142011
Man Oh Man
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Mar 122011
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant
When without money, rides bicycle
When has money, rides exercise machine
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat
Man Oh Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married
When has money, wishes to get divorced
When without money, wife becomes secretary
When has money, secretary becomes wife
When without money, acts like rich man
When has money, acts like poor man
Man Oh Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
Joke Of The Day
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Mar 122011
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?
First, there’s House Sex:
That’s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime — much like two crazed rabbits.
Then comes Bedroom Sex:
That’s when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked — you make love in the bedroom.
Last comes Hall Sex:
That’s when you pass each other in the hall and snarl — “Screw You !”
Study: Staring at Breasts Promotes A Healthy Heart
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Mar 112011
Video Description:
Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman’s breasts.
Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.
The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.
The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.
Previously:
Evaluation: Staring at Women’s Breasts Increases Life Expectancy
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Mar 112011
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”