When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant
When without money, rides bicycle
When has money, rides exercise machine
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat
Man Oh Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married
When has money, wishes to get divorced
When without money, wife becomes secretary
When has money, secretary becomes wife
When without money, acts like rich man
When has money, acts like poor man
Man Oh Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
