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Jan 202012
 

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?

A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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Jan 122012
 

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die”.

1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.

2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.

3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don’t
burden him with household chores.

4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.

“You’re going to die,” she replied.

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Dec 282011
 

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.