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Mar 092012
 

Two men are discussing their lives.

One says, “I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.”

The other one says, “I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”

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Mar 022012
 

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the new Queen Mary 2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! – the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: “Fairies are female.”

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Feb 232012
 

The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets
that “help” get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

I am still looking for a place to live.

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Feb 142012
 

God said to Adam, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!”