Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.”
Harry says, “My God. What’s the good news?”
The doctor says, “I’m kidding. She’s dead.”
Scientists beware!
ANIVERSIA: – Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries.
SLIMOXIL: – Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.
SPORTOBLIND X: – Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “sports” on TV.
WORKOCETAMOL: – Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores.
SHOPHOFOBEX: – Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently.
FLIRTONATE-N:– It makes a black covering in the eyes when a girl is passing by.
