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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl was mesmerized by the whole spectacle.
Finally, she leaned over and whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother explained, trying to keep it simple. The youngster thought about this for a while. “So then, why,” she finally asked her mother after putting the pieces together, “is the groom wearing black?” |
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A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” he asks. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,” she replies. “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explains. She looks satisfied and apologizes. Three days later he’s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, “What was that for?” “YOUR HORSE PHONED!” |
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I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my ass and said
“Give me your number, sexy.” I replied “Have you got a pen?” She smiled and said “Yes.” I replied, “Well you better get back in it, before the farmer notices you’re missing.” |
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A wife comes home to ask her husband if she can get a boob job.
Wife: “Honey, I would like to get a boob job. Don’t you think I would look nice with a larger bra size?” Husband: “I would like that, but how much is it going to cost?” Wife: “It will cost about $5,000.” Husband: “That is kind of expensive. Why don’t you try the toilet paper method first.” Wife: “What is the toilet paper method?” Husband: “Well, you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts.” Wife: “How does that work?” Husband: “I am not really sure how it works, but it worked pretty well on your ass.” |
This video does a good job of demonstrating the difference between a guy who wants to be friends versus a guy who wants to be more than friends.
Pay attention ladies!
Can guys and girls be just friends? It’s a question that’s been debated for years.
To clear up some of the confusion, Wong Fu Productions demonstrates in this newly trending video the difference between a guy friend, and a guy who wants to be more than just friends.