Joke Of The Day: Wife Sharing

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Jun 052014
 
Rubber Chicken A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around.

In fact, more than you.

I’m not getting it at home, but that’s no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn auto correct. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Age Old Question

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May 212014
 
Rubber Chicken Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man
or the woman?

A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts:
“Listen you guys. You know when your ear itches and you put in your little finger and wiggle it around for awhile? Afterward, which feels better, your finger or your ear?”