Joke Of The Day: Winning the Lottery

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Sep 122025
 
Joke Of The Day: Winning the Lottery Husband to wife: “What would you if I won in the lottery?”

Wife: “I’ll take half and leave you”

Husband: “Well, I won $12. Here’s six… keep in touch”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Kidnapped Wife

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Jul 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: Kidnapped Wife A man’s wife gets kidnapped

4 days later he receives a package

With part of an ear, part of a nose, and a severed finger

With her ring still on it…

He sends back a note that he needs more proof