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Joke Of The Day: Winning the Lottery

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Sep 122025

Husband to wife: “What would you if I won in the lottery?”

Wife: “I’ll take half and leave you”

Husband: “Well, I won $12. Here’s six… keep in touch”.

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Jul 312025

Had to consult the wife in the new ceiling lights.

This decision will hang over our heads for the rest of our lives!

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Jul 202025

A man’s wife gets kidnapped

4 days later he receives a package

With part of an ear, part of a nose, and a severed finger

With her ring still on it…

He sends back a note that he needs more proof

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Jul 072025

A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”

“Yes, my husband,” she says.

Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?”

“Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.”

The husband smiles. “Heaven must be an amazing place.”

“I wouldn’t know,” she says. “I’m not in heaven.”

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Jul 052025

A reporter was interviewing a couple on their golden wedding anniversary. “In all that time, did you ever consider a divorce?”

“Oh, no, not divorce — we’re too old-fashioned for that,” the wife said. “Murder sometimes, but never divorce.”