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Joke Of The Day: Not to be Opened

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Oct 052025

My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.

Inside was a list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions.

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Oct 032025

One spelling mistake can ruin your marriage.

I accidentally texted my wife, “I’m having a great time. I wish you were her.”

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Sep 242025

My wife just texted me saying, “I wish you were here.”

As she’s walking through a cemetery.

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Sep 122025

Husband to wife: “What would you if I won in the lottery?”

Wife: “I’ll take half and leave you”

Husband: “Well, I won $12. Here’s six… keep in touch”.

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Jul 312025

Had to consult the wife in the new ceiling lights.

This decision will hang over our heads for the rest of our lives!