Joke Of The Day: Finding a Good Man

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Nov 122025
 
Joke Of The Day: Finding a Good Man Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms, too, that women are always confused and don’t know what they want.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Cemetery Visit

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Oct 112025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Cemetery Visit A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Not to be Opened

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Oct 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Not to be Opened My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.

Inside was a list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions.