Joke Of The Day: Another Woman

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Dec 132025
 
Joke Of The Day: Another Woman “Mary,” asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, “what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?”

“Another woman with MY husband?” Mary thought it over. “Let’s see. I’d break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Reverse a Curse

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Dec 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Reverse a Curse A man goes to see a wizard and says: “Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?”

“Maybe” says the wizard, “If you can remember the exact words of the curse.”

The man replies without hesitation: “I now pronounce you as man and wife!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Covered With Leaves

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Nov 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: Covered With Leaves A couple are going to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?”

The husband replies: “Autumn.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: What’s Wrong With Me?

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Nov 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: What's Wrong With Me? The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Hit by a Bus

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Nov 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: Hit by a Bus Man gets a call from the hospital.

Doctor says, “sir, it’s your wife. Looks like she’s been hit by a bus”

Man replies, “Sure. But she has a wonderful personality!