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On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath. So far, she’s been able to cover up.
After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, “I have a confession.” She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.” Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me — you’ve eaten my socks.”
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The only cow in a small town in Alberta stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Melfort, Saskatchewan, for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the vet what was happening. “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away,” they said. “If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, and she walks away to the other side.” The vet thought about this for a minute and asked, “Did you buy this cow in Saskatchewan?” The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. “You are truly a wise vet,” they said. “How did you know we got the cow in Saskatchewan?” The vet replied with a distant look in his eye, “My wife is from Saskatchewan.”
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An expecting couple was at a childbirth preparation class along with other couples.
“All you mommies to be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial,” admonished the birthing coach. “And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt you to take time to go walking with your partners.” One Husband: “Is it OK if she carries a golf bag?”
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