Joke Of The Day: Older Women

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Jun 242025
 
Joke Of The Day: Older Women After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Two Swedes Fishing

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Jun 012025
 
Joke Of The Day: Two Swedes Fishing Two Swedes from Wisconsin are sittin’ in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin’ down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over six months.”

Ole sips his beer and says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Marriage

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May 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: Marriage A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Examination

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Apr 272025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Examination An elderly fellow was taken to the hospital for an examination of his circulatory system. When he got home, his wife asked what had happened.

He said, “They worked this gadget into my artery and up into my heart, and then they sucked out thirty years of chocolate cake.”