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An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida. At the crossing, they were stopped by an over- zealous border guard, on his first day at work. He commenced to ask the couple a battery of questions.

The husband, on behalf of his almost deaf wife, answered the barrage of queries.

Officer: “Where are you going?”
Husband: “We’re on vacation and going to Florida.”
Wife: “What did he say? What did he say?”
Husband: “He wants to know where we’re going.”

Officer: “How long will you be gone?”
Husband: “About one month.”
Wife: “What did he say? What did he say?”
Husband: “He wants to know how long we’ll be gone.”

Officer: “Where are you from?”
Husband: “We’re from Toronto, Ontario.”
Officer: “Toronto, huh. I was there once. Nice city. Had the worst romantic experience in my life.”
Wife: “What did he say? What did he say?”
Husband: “He says he knows you!”

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Why don’t you ever do that?

March 9, 2022November 19, 2021 gags

An older couple is having dinner in a restaurant. The wife sees another couple about their age sitting in a booth nearby. She sees the husband sitting close to his wife, with his arm around her. He is whispering things in her ear, and she is smiling and blushing. He’s gently rubbing her shoulder and touching her hair.

The woman turns to her husband and says, “Look at the couple over there. Look how close that man is to his wife, how he’s talking to her. Look at how sweet he is. Why don’t you ever do that?”

Her husband looks up from his Caesar salad and glances over at the next booth. Then he turns to his wife and says, “Honey, I don’t even know that woman.”

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