Joke Of The Day: Helping My Neighbor

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Jan 032024
 
Joke Of The Day: Helping My Neighbor I helped my neighbor with something this morning, and she said, ‘I could marry you!’, I couldn’t believe it

You do something nice for someone, and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: I Want To Live Forever

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Dec 012023
 
Joke Of The Day: I Want To Live Forever A man approaches his Rabbi and says, “I want to live forever”!

The rabbi replies, “Then you should get married”

The man asks, “will that help me live forever?”

Rabbi responds, “No, it will lessen the desire…”

 

 

 

 

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