Joke Of The Day: Marriage

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Jan 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: Marriage A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dressed in White

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May 202024
 
Joke Of The Day: Dressed in White Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”

Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Rules

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Mar 182024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Rules A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”

His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night … whether you’re here or not.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Dog and the Wife

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Feb 222024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Dog and the Wife If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog of course … at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!

 

 

 

 

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