Joke Of The Day: Atoms

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Apr 062026
 
Joke Of The Day: Atoms Q: Do you know why you should never trust an atom?

A: Because they make up everything.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Mood Ring

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Apr 052026
 
Joke Of The Day: A Mood Ring I bought my girlfriend a mood ring.

When she’s happy, it turns green.

When she’s unhappy, it leaves a red mark in the middle of my forehead.

I should’ve bought her a diamond.
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: 40 Camels

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Apr 042026
 
Joke Of The Day: 40 Camels I just got back from Kuwait, where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.

I usually smoke Marlboros, but, you know, a deal is a deal.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Colorful Meal

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Apr 032026
 
Joke Of The Day: A Colorful Meal Over dinner, I explained the health benefits of a colorful meal to my family. “The more colors, the more variety of nutrients,” I told them. Pointing to our food, I asked, “How many different colors do you see?”

“Six,” volunteered my daughter. “Seven if you count the burned parts.”

 

 

 

 

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