Joke Of The Day: Greek Hero

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Mar 172026
 
Joke Of The Day: Greek Hero Have you heard of the Greek hero Bofadees?

He was one of the heroes to fight in the Trojan war. His story is similar to the stories of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him into the river sticks to make him invincible in battle. Just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this is where he became the most vulnerable. For Achilles, it was his heel. I’ll bet you’ve heard of the Achilles heel, but I’ll bet you’ve never heard of Bofadees nuts.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Very Bad News

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Mar 162026
 
Joke Of The Day: Very Bad News Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”

Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”

Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”

Patient: “24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”