Joke Of The Day: The Flat Tire

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Mar 122026
 
Joke Of The Day: The Flat Tire This rich man was driving along one day and had a flat on his little sports car. He tried to call the Auto Club on his cell phone but was unable to.

He thought, “I can do this; I can fix this flat.” He finally located the jack, and after some time, he figured out how to operate it. He jacked up the car, found the lug wrench, and as he took each lug nut off, he would throw it over his shoulder into the tall grass.

He was standing there scratching his head, wondering what to do, when he heard a voice behind him saying, “Mister, if you will take one lug nut off each of the other wheels and put them on that wheel, you will be able to drive to town and get more lug nuts to replace the ones you threw away.”

The man then realized he had stopped next to an insane asylum. He said, “Man, that’s an insane asylum. What are you doing in there?”

The man in the insane asylum said, “I’m in here for insanity, not stupidity.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Give a Man a Fish

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Mar 102026
 
Joke Of The Day: Give a Man a Fish Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dog Style

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Mar 092026
 
Joke Of The Day: Dog Style Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

“Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” .

“Well … not exactly.” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see, kinky, huh?”

“Well … not exactly … I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.”