Common Sense Evaluation

A man seated next to her asked, “Are you a teacher?”

Surprised but happy, she replied, “Why, yes, I certainly am!”

She enjoyed a warm feeling throughout the meal; she looked like a teacher, and this made her feel great.

As she was leaving the restaurant, she asked the man, “How did you know I was a teacher?”

“You have chalk dust on your rear,” he replied.

Doctor: “I used to have the same problem, and what finally worked for me was every time I felt a headache coming on, I’d make love to my wife. Give that a try.”

The next week the guy comes back and says, “Doc, I’m amazed. I’ve suffered with these headaches for 10 years, and your advice cured me. Thank you so much. And by the way, doc, you have a really nice house.”
 

She had been told the combination but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally, she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help.

The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers, he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally, he looked serenely heavenward, and his lips moved silently.

Then he looked back at the lock and quickly turned to the final number and opened the lock.

The teacher was amazed. “I’m in awe at your faith, pastor,” she said.

“It’s really nothing,” he answered.

“The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling.”