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Joke Of The Day: Math Failure

May 202026

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player, and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”

The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”

The player thought for a moment and then answered, “Four?”

“Did you say four?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on, Coach, give him another chance!”

Joke Of The Day: The Play-Offs

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Nov 262023

A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day, the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets, and the teller says none are for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by, and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Bear play-off tickets. Finally, the ticket teller in a loud voice says, “I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS, THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.”

The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay every day just to hear you say that!”