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Joke Of The Day: College

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Mar 222026

If you don’t go to college, you’ll only be flipping burgers.

But if you do go to college, you’ll be flipping burgers with crippling debt.

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Mar 212026

I accidentally locked my wife and my dog in the backyard shed for the day.

When I realized and unlocked the door, man, was my dog happy to see me!

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Mar 202026

Q: You meet a man with no shins. What is his name?

A: Toe-knee.

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Mar 192026

I think my cat is a communist.

All he talks about is “Mao, Mao, Mao.”

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Mar 182026

If I peed my pants… I’d be pissed!