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My dog has written a southern BBQ cookbook.

It’s called “Bark.”

“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

“Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

No single bird can kill me.

But Toucan.

My wife: You need to do more work around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: OK, more work around the house needs to be done by you.

A guy goes to the doctor.

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home.’”

“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”

“Is it common?”

“It’s not unusual.”

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