Joke Of The Day: Kicking Your Chair

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Apr 282026
 
Joke Of The Day: Kicking Your Chair What do severe constipation and someone kicking your chair out from under you at a bar have in common?

Impacted stool that leads to a pain in the ass.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lip Balm

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Apr 272026
 
Joke Of The Day: Lip Balm A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for some lip balm. The clerk says, Cash or change?

The duck responds by saying, Just put it on my bill!

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Mugged While Jogging

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Apr 252026
 
Joke Of The Day: Mugged While Jogging As I was doing my jogging exercise on the road this morning, I got mugged!

I told the police, “First, I got hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and finally a tuba.”

The policeman said, “I think this was an orchestrated attack.”

 

 

 

 

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