Joke Of The Day: Liquor for the Nun

She goes up to the counter and orders a bottle of whiskey from the owner. He is shocked, and says “Sister, I can’t sell you alcohol.” She says, “It’s okay, it’s for Mother Superior, she has a bad case of constipation”. The owner is still skeptical, but he goes ahead and sells her a bottle.

At the end of the night, the owner is taking out the trash out back and he stumbles over the past-out nun in the alley. He gets her up and shouts “Sister, I thought you said that whiskey was for Mother Superior’s constipation!”. She drunkenly replies “Yeah, she’s going to 💩 when she finds out how drunk I am!”