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What did the bird do when he forgot to prepare the company presentation?
He winged it!
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Joke Of The Day: On the Fly
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May 242026
Joke Of The Day: Torment
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May 232026
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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. “That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.” “Shut up,” barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork. “Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”
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Joke Of The Day: Sign Language
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May 222026
Joke Of The Day: Heaven or Hell
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May 212026
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A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman’s shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.
“I do not want to go to heaven,” she tells St. Peter. “I’ll go to the other place.” “You don’t want to go there,” he replies. “They rape and sodomize you down there.” “I don’t care,” she answers. “At least I already have holes for that.”
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Joke Of The Day: Math Failure
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May 202026
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A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player, and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then answered, “Four?” “Did you say four?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right. Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on, Coach, give him another chance!”
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