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Joke Of The Day: The Zoo

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Apr 162026

Today, I went to a zoo with my grandson; it had only one animal.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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Apr 152026

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

A man approached the gate, and stopped in front of her as she extended her hand for the ticket. He opened his trench coat wide and flashed her.

“Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”

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Apr 142026

Why did the math teacher love the Bible?

Because it says to go forth and multiply.

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Apr 132026

The bagger asked me if I wanted paper or plastic sacks.

Doesn’t matter, I said. I’m bisacksual.

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Apr 122026

My youngest son asked me how old I was.

I answered, “39 and holding.”

He thought for a moment and then asked, “And how old would you be if you let go?”