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I’ll never forget my grandfather’s final words before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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Joke Of The Day: The Bucket
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Mar 262026
Joke Of The Day: Terrible Headaches
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Mar 252026
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A man suffering with terrible headaches for 10 years goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’ve tried everything. Pain meds, anti-inflammatories, physical therapy, and chiropractic specialists—nothing stops these headaches.”
Doctor: “I used to have the same problem, and what finally worked for me was every time I felt a headache coming on, I’d make love to my wife. Give that a try.” The next week the guy comes back and says, “Doc, I’m amazed. I’ve suffered with these headaches for 10 years, and your advice cured me. Thank you so much. And by the way, doc, you have a really nice house.”
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Joke Of The Day: Chicken Incident
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Mar 242026
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The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset and sought out the farmer.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?” “I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”
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Joke Of The Day: Combination Faith
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Mar 232026
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The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet.
She had been told the combination but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally, she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers, he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally, he looked serenely heavenward, and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock and quickly turned to the final number and opened the lock. The teacher was amazed. “I’m in awe at your faith, pastor,” she said. “It’s really nothing,” he answered. “The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling.”
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Joke Of The Day: College
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Mar 222026