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I tried to walk like an Egyptian.
And now I need to see a Cairo practor.
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Tag: Joke Of The Day
Joke Of The Day: Speeding
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A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along about fifty when a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and indicated for her to pull over.
The cop looked at her and said, “Hmm… I’m going to put you down for fifty-five.” She turned to her husband. “See! I told you this hat makes me look old.”
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Joke Of The Day: At the Department Store
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In a department store, a difficult customer and a remarkably patient sales associate were struggling to find common ground. Nothing the associate suggested seemed to be good enough.
Finally, the finicky shopper huffed in frustration, “Isn’t there someone smarter who can assist me?” “No,” the associate replied. “The smarter one saw you coming and made a quick exit.”
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