Joke Of The Day: New Factory Job

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Dec 032025
 
Joke Of The Day: New Factory Job A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer.

After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”

The young man grinned and responded: “Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve worked, when something went wrong, I was always responsible!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Recovery Room

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Nov 302025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Recovery Room Waking up in the recovery room after surgery, I discovered my throat was dry and sore from the oxygen tube they had inserted. One of the nurses asked if I would like some ice chips to help alleviate the problem.

“You know what,” I said to her, “I’ll give you ten dollars if you bring me a soft drink.”

“Ten dollars?” she said. “Mr. Lucas, this is a hospital. A Dr Pepper here costs a hundred dollars.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: True/False Test

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Nov 292025
 
Joke Of The Day: True/False Test Mrs. Baker, a fifth grade teacher, observed a student in her class during a True/False test, flipping a coin and then choosing an answer.

Mrs. Baker thought to herself, “Hah! Norman didn’t study again.”

This answer selection method continued throughout the entire test.

After Norman was obviously finished, Mrs. Baker again watched Norman flipping the coin and continuing through the test a second time.

“Norman, what are you doing now?” asked Mrs. Baker.

Norman replied, “I’m doing what you always tell us to do! I’m checking my answers!”

 

 

 

 

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