Joke Of The Day: 50th Wedding Anniversary

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Dec 062025
 
Joke Of The Day: 50th Wedding Anniversary At my parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, my dad was reminiscing about their courtship and marriage. “We didn’t have much money,” he told us, “And I had to decide whether to buy a new tire for the car or a marriage license.”

After a pause, he continued, “I think I made a good investment, because the tire wouldn’t have lasted 50 years.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Reverse a Curse

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Dec 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Reverse a Curse A man goes to see a wizard and says: “Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?”

“Maybe” says the wizard, “If you can remember the exact words of the curse.”

The man replies without hesitation: “I now pronounce you as man and wife!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Men and Women

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Dec 042025
 
Joke Of The Day: Men and Women What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.