Common Sense Evaluation

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your Wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

After careful pondering, the man says, “OK, I’ll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream, then…” The clerk grows frustrated and replies, “No, I’m sorry, there IS NO CHOCOLATE.”

The man apologizes and stares at the menu for a while, and then says, “Fine, give me just one scoop of chocolate ice cream please.”

The clerk takes a breath and says, “Sir, could you please spell VAN, as in Vanilla?” The man is intrigued, and so spells out “V-A-N.”

The clerk nods. “Now spell STRAW, as in strawberry, please?” “S-T-R-A-W,” replies the man.

“And finally, spell STINK, as in chocolate?”

The man starts to say, “S-T… wait a minute, there’s no ‘stink’ in chocolate!”

“NOW we understand each other!” the clerk exclaims.